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| . Joke ~ Drinking Joke ~ An Old Lady's Advice 105 year old lady's advice to us all. “For better digestion – I drink beer. In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine. In the case of low blood pressure, I drink red wine. In the case of high blood pressure, I drink scotch. And when I have a cold, I drink Schnapps.” Q. “When do you drink water?” A.“I’ve never been that sick.”  |
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